TRUCKY

Trufax time: IRL Jen (me) drives a Dodge Ram 1500, aka Trucky. I <3 my truck more than I love most people (I said most, didn't I?). Anyway, that being said, I squealed like a Japanese businessman over a schoolgirl when I saw... THE DODGE RAM 1500, FOR SIMS 3. EEEEEEE.

So as you might have seen, I was a bit excited to have my truck in TS3 (well, close enough; I drive a year 2000 Dodge Ram 1500, this one's a year 2006). Anyway...

Tiny Little Sun Update (what's a tiny sun again? A dwarf star?)

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Aaaaanyway it'll probably take your browser longer to load these pictures than it will for you to actually read them. But this is a cute little Sun Ce/Da Qiao moment that doesn't involve their stupid kids, so I threw it up here anyway. :D

Also involves made-over Lilly-Bo! Yay!

Maeda Moving Day! (And Kunoichi Picspam)

The Maedas have made it big in Bridgeport, and it's time to look for a bigger place to live (oh boy, more decorating). Also, extra Kunoichi picspam, just because!

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How have I gone my entire life without EnableDebugInteractions!? HOW!?

I needed a victim, so of course I chose...

The Royal (Pain In The Ass) Wedding...

Okay, this next update is Kunoichi-centric, so if you don't like her THEN YOU HAVE [s]NO SOUL[/s] BEEN WARNED.

That being said, Kunoichi's best friend Kai (it's okay if you don't remember her, she doesn't mind when you forget about her) is getting married to her boyfriend Yukimura (they got engaged two or three posts ago, I believe), and of course our favorite ninja gal is the maid of honor (otherwise I would not be publicizing the wedding of two very dull people).

That being said, let's go!

The Locals of Bridgeport

So instead of creating hundreds more Sims with confusing Chinese and/or Japanese names, I figured I'd go the tried-and-true route and... play with the EA Sims! After I fixed up their fug, of course. Because SERIOUS FUG. Once they're un-fugged, they're actually a lot of fun, so here we go!

Oh, and... there is a death in this update. :(

A Shit-Ton of Sims

Shit-ton is totally a metric unit! ;D This time around, we have Yori Abarai causing trouble (and looking exactly like her mom Rangiku), Da Qiao the Stylist (sayonara, Sun Ce's bushy eyebrows), a proposal, and random Jen/Ling Tong silliness. Enjoy.

Stripper Poles & Highly Visible Ninjas (aka Jen Got Ambitions)

I GOT AMBITIONS :D

Forever Sunshine

You guessed it... more Sun family! (And Cao family too!) Also, my self-Sim gets into a fight with a vampire (Jen, Vampire Slayer), and there's a future new addition to the Renji/Rangiku family...

A Sim In Love

And back to our beloved Maeda boys! (at least, my beloved Maeda boys T____________T) Let's see what they're up to this time...

Just happened to notice this...

My poor self-Sim getting tossed out of an elevator by her Sim husband. BLAH!

But her faces are so hilarious I was laughing all the same. XD

The voluptuous lady of Toshiie's dreams...

Toshiie finally meets his dream girl... in a nightclub. What's that expression about nothing good ever happening after midnight?

Neepo! Meet Kunoichi's boyfriend (who is not a ninja)

My ninja girl Sim, Kunoichi, is pink, sassy, and probably one of my most fun Sims to play as. So of course her boyfriend has to be as much fun as she is...

Lots and lots of Sun Family

Holy crap the Sun family is huge. They're like a mini legacy!

Teenagers scare the living **** out of me...

You know what stinks? Bridgeport is not a family-friendly town at ALL, yet I have all these Sims breeding like rabbits. I have no idea why, but it's still amusing that the child of two celebrities is automatically a celebrity too, even though they're a BABY.

Sun Ce's daughter and Cao Pi's son grow into teenagers... BUT THEY'RE STILL DILFs :D

World Domination & lots more Sims

Here we go again. This update has one of my favorite scenes with Cao Pi, the ruthless overlord, and his son, teen angst Rui. Also, meet the newest addition to the Sun Family, Sun Ce's ass in the hot tub, Renji/Rangiku, and Keiji's wingman Kalle.

Introducing... Jen the Self-Sim

Alrighty introducing Jen 1.0, aka the first version of my self-Sim! You'll also see a couple of my Sims for the first time, including Sun Ce, his wife Da Qiao, and the elusive Ma Chao... but I don't want to give anything away. :D

More Late Night fun

Another old update, here some of my other Sims pop up. If you're wondering who they are they'll be popping up soon enough... and once I get the character sheet up, you'll really know who they are!

Keiji finds love, Toshiro finds his calling in life (as a toddler, even!) and Toshiie is... still single.