You know what stinks? Bridgeport is not a family-friendly town at ALL, yet I have all these Sims breeding like rabbits. I have no idea why, but it's still amusing that the child of two celebrities is automatically a celebrity too, even though they're a BABY.
Sun Ce's daughter and Cao Pi's son grow into teenagers... BUT THEY'RE STILL DILFs :D
Another Zhen Ji picture I forgot in the last update
She was playing at a club, sadly the club was EMPTY. GAH.
Cloud/Sunny time! (Gee I wonder why I feel so much like a weathergal now)
(Cloud does all the cooking)
Look how good Cloud's hair looks! It looks real! (And y helo thar new treadmill, thank you HELS)
No Potato as of yet, Sunny is too busy [s]looking up ****[/s] working on her ~novel~. Sunny if you're reading this, what was your original LTW, this one is boring D:
Meanwhile, Sun Ce becomes the Hottest Father of a Teenager Around
Jie, as a teen. Girl looks good.
Sun Ce: No boys! EVER!
Jie: Daddy, you're just going to have to accept that I'm a woman now. And sexy.
Sun Ce: ...I AM LOCKING YOU IN YOUR ROOM FOREVER
Speaking of Hottest Father of a Teenager...
No, Kelsie's not aging up (yet)
But Rui is!
GAH, KILL IT WITH FIRE
He... reminds me of someone. Hmm.
Teenagers can interact with their toddler siblings! SO CUTE
Kelsie makes a wicked D: face.
Zhen Ji: You're the hottest father of a teenager /EVER/~
Cao Pi: Right back atcha, my sexy ****~
Zhen Ji: You used a condom, right?
Cao Pi: Woohoo makes me sleepy goodnight
Zhen Ji: Oh dear.
Jie: And then Dad said I couldn't date a boy EVER!
Da Qiao: AHAHAHAHAHA oh your father is such a dweeb~
Sun Ce: ......
Sun Ce: T__T Are you two aware I CAN HEAR YOU!?
Jie: The jokes would be wasted if you couldn't!
Da Qiao: Go easy on your father, dear. He's just in shock that his daughter is a woman now. And sexy.
Sun Ce: Right, I'm in shock that I turned around and you were suddenly a teenager, and--NO BOYS EVER.
Jie: Bummer, I totally had like five dates lined up for tonight.
Sun Ce: ......D:
Jie: JUST KIDDING
Sun Ce: YOU'RE GROUNDED FOREVER (again)
Jie: If I'm going to be trapped at home forever I might as well figure out which of my twin brothers are which.
Cheng or Jun: YAAAAAAAAY
Da Qiao: Our kids are growing up right before our very eyes, hmmm?
Sun Ce: You say that so easily! IT'S BREAKING MY HEART
Da Qiao: Oh, dear, it's not like we still don't have three little ones!
Sun Ce: ...let's have another.
Da Qiao: D:
Unfortunately for Sun Ce...
This one is Jun (the spitting image of his father)
And this one is Cheng (personality-wise, the spitting image of his mother)
Why don't Sim twins look the same? WHY!?
Da Qiao begins to panic, as she clutches the youngest of her babies close. "Don't ever grow up, your daddy will knock me up again!"
Ahhh, kids. HOW I HATE THEM.
Don't you wish your dad was a rich professional athlete so YOU could have a slide in your gigantic bedroom?
Jie: TOYS TOYS TOYS~
Sun Ce: (off-screen) That better have been what you said!
And then:
Sun Ce: Okay you guys your mom's off getting her tubes tied, so I was thinking we could order a--NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sun Ce: YOU WERE JUST BORN YESTERDAY! HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE A TODDLER!? And--where did the blonde hair come from?
Jun: Doesn't the pool boy have blonde hair? And a mohawk? And a green speedo?
Sun Ce: ...D:
Sun Ce: *sob* Operation Have More Kids IN EFFECT!
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