Toshiie finally meets his dream girl... in a nightclub. What's that expression about nothing good ever happening after midnight?
I fix the "empty bar" problem...
Rangiku: Hi there, gorgeous!
Rangiku: Hi yourself!
Rangiku: So how do you handle being absolutely gorgeous?
Rangiku: Nowhere near as well as I handle the back pain~
Rangiku: I'm jealous! I make my husband carry me when it gets too bad!
Rangiku: You're MARRIED? I'm jealous now too =(
Rangiku: I might be biased, but you're the best-looking single woman in this club. Go wild! Have some fun!
Rangiku: That guy over there's kind of cute...
Rangiku: Hi there~! Come spend some time with me, big guy!
Toshiie: NOT AGAIN NOT AGAIN NOT AGAIN STAY AWAY FROM MEEEE
Toshiie: Oh, you're here WILLINGLY? I'm sorry about that, my nephew has a habit of asking women to pay attention to me. Last time he sent a man over by accident and I've been a bit wary ever since.
Rangiku: DO THESE LOOK MANLY TO YOU!?
Rangiku: My face is up here, buddy!
Toshiie: Face? I mean, uh, yeah!
Rangiku: FACE. UP. HERE!
Toshiie: I'M JUST A MAN!
Rangiku: Well I suppose I can't blame you, especially with Queen Silicone standing over there... these are aaaaall reaaaal~
Renji: I think I see some punk staring at you.
Rangiku: Oh, let him look, it's not every day a GODDESS walks by~
Renji: I love you.
Rangiku: Don't you think it's rather odd that there's a woman over there who looks exactly like me, dear?
Renji: Her boobs aren't as big. I mean, uh, what woman? I didn't notice anyone but youuu~
Rangiku: Nice try.
I just noticed Jie's there. Teens are allowed in clubs?
And now Keiji's dancing on the tables. OF COURSE HE IS
You're facing the wrong way! D:
Kunoichi knows genius when she sees it, of course
GODLY LIGHT
Rangiku: Renji, order something for me too!
Renji: I can't order anything, there's a dancing girl in front of me who I'm not allowed to look at!
Rangiku: Don't I know you from somewhere?
Toshiie: Well, uh, I'm kind of a two-star celebrity around here--
Rangiku: Oh, now I remember! You're that guy from... wait, I think I have you confused with someone else. Never mind~
Rangiku: Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen you here before at all!
Toshiie: Yeah, I don't get out much.
Rangiku: Are you shy?
Toshiie: No, my nephew is over there dancing on a table and I don't want people knowing we're related!
Rangiku: So a big tough guy like you doesn't have a girlfriend?
Toshiie: Nope. A girl like you doesn't have a boyfriend?
Rangiku: Nope.
Rangiku: Are you picking up what I'm putting down...?
Toshiie: Well...
Rangiku: Well what?
Toshiie: You know...
Toshiie: OH WHAT THE HELL.
Rangiku: I'm not letting you get away that easy!
Keiji: TOSHIIE OMG I SAW YOU... WITH A WOMAN! A REAL-LIFE WOMAN!
Toshiie: And I saw you dancing on a table! What are you, a damn stripper?
Keiji: That's not a bad idea, actually... so who was that girl?
Toshiie: ...I forgot to ask what her name was! DAMMIT!
Keiji: Easy come, easy go?
Toshiie: Shut up.
Renji's Rangiku in her PINK CONVERTIBLE~
Meanwhile, Da Qiao is pregnant... again
ARIAL VIEW OF TOYBOX!
SHE'S SO CUTE
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