JENiBLOG: World Domination & lots more Sims

Here we go again. This update has one of my favorite scenes with Cao Pi, the ruthless overlord, and his son, teen angst Rui. Also, meet the newest addition to the Sun Family, Sun Ce's ass in the hot tub, Renji/Rangiku, and Keiji's wingman Kalle.

I AM PICSPAMMING MYSELF TO DEATH HERE *plays the violin*

Da Qiao had the baby, I was off playing with other Sims so I didn't catch the contractions. A pity.

It's (another) girl! They've two boys and two girls; Da Qiao has the 5 Kids LTW, so I wonder what the tiebreaker will be. The other kids will age up to their next stages of development shortly, I'm getting bored with toddlers!

Oh and hot tubs are steamy again =)

Steamy. With Sun Ce. Nom nom nom.

I debuted blonde!Rangiku, because Rangiku has blonde hair in the manga, while she has strawberry-blonde hair in the anime. Why do I bring this up, you ask? It gives me an excuse to have TWO RANGIKUS in town.

Blonde!Rangiku is currently Mrs. Renji Abarai~

while Strawberry-blonde!Rangiku is a bachelorette. For now. We'll see.

Anyway, Renji and Rangiku have a band. Renji likes his drums.

Rangiku likes to sing (AN DE NAY TA WA HO ZAY) while burning the pancakes.

She also gets food all over herself, but Renji likes her anyway. He's also staring at her boobs.

(NEW GUITAR!11!!!) Rangiku is a ROCK STAR (with the black lights! WOOOO!)

Anyway, two musicians does not a band make, so a friend of mine gave me the idea for new band members... more Bleach sims!

Introducing Ichigo Kurosaki

and Orihime Inoue

If you recognize them and you think they look bad, well, I DON'T CARE I MADE THEM IN FIVE MINUTES.

And now they're all in a band... [b]Squad 13[/b]!!

Ichigo's anime voice actor (ironically, the same voice actor for Yukimura in Samurai Warriors) is the ridiculously sexy Johnny Yong Bosch, who aside from being insanely attractive is also a ridiculously good singer. BUT NOOOO, LATE NIGHT DOESN'T HAVE A LEAD SINGER OPTION. GAH.

A summary of Renji and Rangiku's marriage

BLACK LIGHT IS AWESOME

Rangiku's stupid hair isn't enabled for naked time. Stupid Newsea. Renji wants to be alone with his wife, but Ichigo and Orihime aren't going anywhere. ****blockers!

RANGIKU, PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON

Thank you Renji's arm for keeping this album PG-13 (except for all the naked man ass shots above).

Towel'd. Thought I'd never catch her!

Ichigo learns to sing (AN DE NAY TA WA HO ZAY)

And I have no idea what significance this picture held at the time I took it, but it's cute so here you go

Green steamy hot tubby water. Jen the selfSim approves.

Back with Toshiie+Toshiro, doesn't it kind of look like he's breaking his son's neck when he hugs him? Ouch

Toshiro finally gets to become the little rock star he's destined to become... on the xylephone. Baby steps, kid.

OMG I NEVER KNEW PARENTS COULD PLAY WITH THEIR KIDS AND THE XYLEPHOOOOONE~

I also never noticed that the more the kid plays, the more complicated the music notes become. Go Toshiro go!

Randomly, but I want to name Toshiie's next kid Tostito (like the chips).

THE PANDA'S NAME IS SUNSONG (first name I could think of lol)

Kanetsugu: OMG YOU'RE FAMOUS CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAAAAAPH ect
Sun Ce: Yeah, I am pretty awesome =D
Keiji: Kanetsugu you bastard you could at least say hi!

Keiji: You see that guy over there at the bar? He sleeps in footsie pajamas!
Ma Chao: You mean Toshiie Maeda!? THERE IS NO JUSTICE IN SLANDERING THE REPUTATION OF FAMILY MEMBERS but that's funny lol

Toshiie: I wonder if Keiji knows I CAN HEAR HIM.
Xing Cai: (OMG OMG OMG YOU'RE TOSHIIE MAEDA)

Toshiie: That dorky-looking guy over there foaming at the mouth? He's my nephew's best friend.

I could not stand looking at that fug bartender lady any longer. UGHH.

Odd interaction between Ma Chao and Xing Cai

Didn't see that coming.

Toshiro isn't enjoying the show as much as I am, it seems

(The show)

(HELL YEAH)

This is probably not the best place for a single father to be standing

Toshiro: Wow, I didn't know you could read, Uncle Keiji! Do you need some help with the big words?
Keiji: Watch it.

Toshiie: Koushun Takami's notorious high-octane thriller is based on an irrisistable premise-- a class of junior high school students is taken to a deserted island where, as part of a ruthless--what's that word there?
Toshiro: Au-thor-it-ar-ian?
Toshiie: What the hell am I reading to you?
Toshiro: Battle Royale! Battle Royale!
Toshiie: How the hell did you get your hands on BATTLE ROYALE!?

Toshiie: DEVIN WHAT THE HELL
Devin: Surprise!
Toshiie: Go put some clothes on!

MORE GUITAR (HELS one)

Zhen Ji is a Virtuoso, so she plays piano too!

Meanwhile, this fug excuse for a progeny Rui is getting help with his homework...

Rui: Hey Dad, for 2x + 3y = 15, do I solve for x or y first?
Cao Pi: Think of it this way. When you rule the world, my son, the world will bow down before you. Whether you choose to obliterate Country X or Country Y will be irrelevant in the face of your UNDENIABLE POWER.
Rui: ............
Cao Pi: Flip a damn coin.

Rui: Dad, how long did the Seven Years' War last?
Cao Pi: What the hell? And I'm paying HOW MUCH for your damn education? God dammit Ji, get off the pill we need to have more kids!
Rui: Jeez Dad! I was kidding!

Cao Pi: Why do you have a picture of me in your notes, Rui?
Rui: We had to draw a picture of an egomaniacal dictator for Social Studies. I picked you.
Cao Pi: That's my boy!