Stripper Poles & Highly Visible Ninjas (aka Jen Got Ambitions)

I GOT AMBITIONS :D



Then I got my Bridgeport to load, YAY FOR NOT LOSING AN ENTIRE SAVE FILE <3333, and immediately installed a firefighter pole in Ling Tong and my selfSim's house






He's such a dork.  :-*

Irritated with Ling Tong's face as always, (I can NEVER get his damn face right) I tweaked him again, and I think this is the final version (until I find something else about it I hate)




Replace the horse with a turtle and then you have a more accurate shot of my selfSim -__-



Jen: Oh, you have a hot temper? So do I!
Lenny: Why are you brandishing your fists like that?
Jen: BECAUSE IF YOU GO ANYWHERE NEAR MY HUSBAND, I'M GONNA GO MEDIEVAL ON YOU! GET OFF MY LAND!



And now, what I'm sure all of you with Ambitions saw coming:



Kunoichi is a... SECRET AGENT!



I was squealing like a little girl when I figured out how to change her career clothes, the default private investigator clothes are so BORING, how is Kunoichi supposed to function in boring clothes like that? SHE NEEDS COLOR! (see [url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighlyVisibleNinja]Highly Visible Ninja[/url])

Kai is not impressed.



Kunoichi: How did you see me!? I'm undercover!
Kai: X__X



Then FINALLY she gets stuck in the elevator (nobody has ever gotten stuck in the elevator before!!!!!!!)





While playing, I was talking to a friend of mine who also plays Samurai Warriors, and Kunoichi is his favorite character. Anyway, I told him she got stuck in the elevator, and he asks "is she brainless?"

TOSHIIE TIME~ (bet you can't guess what job he has now)

Toshiie: I'm a firefighter! >3
Rangiku: OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD



Rangiku: HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOVE FIREFIGHTERS
Toshiie: Just yesterday I scaled a 60ft wall to rescue a baby--TWINS, ACTUALLY--from a burning building~
Rangiku: DO YOU GET TO WEAR THE RUBBER PANTS!? SHOW ME SHOW ME SHOW ME~







Of course, Rangiku is eventually going to become a firefighter too, but she hasn't told Toshiie this. Mwahahaha.

Then meanwhile on the other side of said beach, I find these two idiots



WHY ARE YOU JACKASSES ALWAYS FIGHTING!? D:

Jen is gonna punch you good, Mr. Ling Tong



Jen: If you don't shut up I'm gonna punch in that pretty face of yours!
Ling Tong: ANYTHING BUT THE FACE ;___;
Jen: Yeah okay not the face JUST EVERYWHERE ELSE



KUNOICHI