JENiBLOG: A Sim In Love

And back to our beloved Maeda boys! (at least, my beloved Maeda boys T____________T) Let's see what they're up to this time...

This happens so often I can't call it an accident anymore :-:

Meanwhile, all is too peaceful in the Maeda apartment

Toshiro: SOLAR FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

That's more like it.

Keiji: I have an allergic reaction to your kid. GET RID OF IT.

Keiji: Here, fresh from the garbage disposal. I scraped it off just for you, kid.
Toshiro: EWWW!

Toshiro: >_> <_< MY FAVORITE~

Toshiro: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Toshiie: OKAY FINE I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE PARK! Just stop screaming, do you want Keiji to put you in a cage again!?

I think I found Kunoichi's 17th bass

Toshiie: And so then, the insanely attractive young man met a beautiful well-endowed woman in a respectable, family-friendly enviroment, and--
Toshiro: Bored now!

Toshiro: FREEDOM!

Toshiie: DAMMIT TOSHIRO GET BACK HERE! Stay away from that slide you little--

However, in a totally not-rigged turn of events, Toshiro is saved at the nick of time by...

Rangiku: Hey, look what I found! I wonder if it's edible!
Toshiro: AAAAAH NOOOOO
Rangiku: I'm kidding. Where did you come from?
Toshiro: Boobies--I mean, Daddy was being boring so I ran away!

Rangiku: You ran away? You shouldn't do that, you know. There's monsters out there who love eating little kids, especially the ones your size! They could eat you up in one bite!

Toshiro: DAAAAAAAAAAAAADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Rangiku: Aw, crap, don't do that--uh, does this kid belong to anyone!?

Rangiku: So that kid was yours? That must be why you're such a dork!
Toshiie: ......yeah sure whatever. Thanks for grabbing him, he gives me the slip and runs off whenever he wants now!

Toshiie: I never got your name last night, by the way, I'm Toshiie Maeda!
Rangiku: And I'm Rangiku Matsumoto! It's very nice to meet you!
Toshiie: Same to you! The kid's name is Toshiro, when he's not being a pain in the ass he's a pretty good kid.

Rangiku: You're not going to talk about your son ALL DAY, are you?
Toshiie: ...TOSHIRO CLOSE YOUR EYES

Rangiku: Now that's more like it!

Meanwhile, over at the fancy restaurant

IT'S THE REVENGE OF JEN

Ahahahahahaha these pictures made me laugh so much XD I love randomly running into Sims I'm not playing with at the moment and see them doing dumb stuff.

Anyway, Toshiie and Rangiku are here on their ~date~

Toshiie: I paid $80 for macaroni and cheese and it's not even high quality. What is wrong with the world?
Rangiku: If you're not going to eat it, I will~ OM NOM NOM NOM

Toshiie: Don't take this the wrong way, but you eat like my son does.
Rangiku: Except I have a bigger stomach so I can eat MORE! OM NOM NOM

The next morning...

Toshiro: Daaaaaaaaaddy wake up I'm sleepy and I can't get in my crib, you remember what happened last time! DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY

Toshiie: Ugh, is the oven on fire again?
Toshiro: I'm sleepy! Bed time!
Toshiie: It's 7AM!

Toshiro: Daddy, are you going to marry that lady?
Toshiie: We'll see, kid. Don't get your hopes up too high. Oh, and you have my full permission to run amok in the park any time you feel like it.
Toshiro: Do you mean that in the letter or the spirit of the law?
Toshiie: How the hell did you get so smart?