Oh, and... there is a death in this update. :(
MORE TRAMPOLINE (aka shameless male T&A, Jen-style)
I also added a gigantic garden to my self-Sim's house, because if there's three things in life I could really use right now, it's a hot husband, a big garden full of veggies and a giant trampoline. And Motherlode. But that's four things.
*cough*
Enough of that, here's some EA townies I'm actually having fun playing with!
It's Beau something, the vampire who's shacking up with three not-so-lovely ladies
Marina Prattle...
And... LILLY-BO. Jen-style.
Totally stole the hair, scarf and glasses idea, hope you don't mind Mura. Anyway she kinda looks Filipino now? I dunno. I made her look way too normal-looking originally, then decided I had destroyed the essence of Lilly-Bo so I gave her a funky outfit. Ta-dah.
Beau meanwhile decides to use her as chow. Nom nom nom.
CHOMP (I think a well-placed sound effect does a lot of good in times like these)
Ouch ouch ouch. If someone just bit me and drank my blood I would not be looking at him like THAT.
Clearly someone is happy with the new Lilly-Bo (Lilly-Beau? Would that be their couple name? XD)
BEAU STILL HUNGRY
(Beau is such a namby-pamby vampire name, wtf EA)
BEAU HUNGRY FOR RENJI FLESH... hey back off vampire, Rangiku is twice the **** you are
Then I find my sad excuse for a self-Sim stinking up the bar. Way to go me.
*BURP*
Random Jessica cameo (Ariz! <3)
Back home in the hall of Nej, my self-Sim finally does something I don't do IRL and bathes (just kidding)
JENIKARL!
Anyway check out their bathroom counter. Between myself (I like products) and Ling Tong, they have quite a bit. NOT ENOUGH SLOTS.
Tong meanwhile is mastering the piano. So he's a pianist. Peenist. It's a terrible thing that one who masters the piano is hereby referred to as a "pianist". Really makes you want to pick up the harmonica. Or the triangle.
Anyway. I'm just going to throw this out there, I'm loopy on NyQuil.
Then Tong gets it into his head that ~HE'S~ going to fix the TV, and he promptly makes me a widow. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Sadism aside, it's actually pretty funny to flip back and forth between the latter two pictures. I'll make a gif of it when I'm not so loopy)
Jen is horrified to discover that her handsome Sim husband with the awesome ass is now a charred mess on the living room floor. Not only does she have to sweep him up, but every attractive townie in Bridgeport is married and/or dating and/or ugly and therefore not on the list, so she will die alone. NOOOOOOOO
But then I tell her to get the hell over it because...
Lucky for this guy, I had saved not even five minutes before he electro-seppuku'd himself to death. Ta-dah!
Oh and Cao Pi and Zhen Ji's daughter became a teen. Y HELO THAR
She looks just like her dad. Kind of creepy.
And the rest of this wonderful update deals with... Kunoichi! To be continued in the next post. Unless I pass out from cold medicine overload.
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