JENiBLOG: Neepo! Meet Kunoichi's boyfriend (who is not a ninja)

My ninja girl Sim, Kunoichi, is pink, sassy, and probably one of my most fun Sims to play as. So of course her boyfriend has to be as much fun as she is...

In Kunoichi-land, I took extreme pleasure in giving her the most mismatched bikini ever

Kai, Kunoichi's best friend, is still boring

"Hello, Yukimura? You're thinking about quitting the band? Me too. I mean, I lost my bass again, I've gone through 16 of them in less than a week... Oh, gross, you're coming over? You and Kai can enjoy your pre-marital snogging, I'm out of here~

"SO WE MEET AGAIN!"

"This town ain't big enough for the two of us!"

Kunoichi: Oooh I think I saw something shiny~ why do I feel like I'm being watched?

Mitsunari: What the...

Kunoichi: AAAAAAAAH!! BECAUSE I AM!!!!

Mitsunari: Who the hell are you? And why are you in my trash?
Kunoichi: Umm... has anyone ever told you, you have great junk?
Mitsunari: Oh lord.

Kunoichi: It's true!

Kunoichi: And aren't you Yukimura's friend? You guys live on the 8th floor, how did you know I was in your trash?
Mitsunari: Call it a hunch. It sounded like someone was kicking them.
Kunoichi: That garbage can had it coming!
Mitsunari: Uh huh.

Kunoichi: I'm not sure if you know this, but I find redheads insanely attractive.
Mitsunari: I'm a brunette type of guy myself...

Mitsunari: Oh, screw it.

Kunoichi: I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER~
Mitsunari: She's insane, and I'm LOVING IT~!

Kunoichi: FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES~

GEEZ these two are simple. But fun~ =)

Kunoichi: Hey, why don't you come over? We can play darts!
Mitsunari: Is that supposed to mean something? And why do I feel like I suddenly entered the Twilight Zone?

The mail lady cracks me up

Meanwhile, Kai is...

Failing at darts.

Kai: HEY WHO LET YOU IN--oh, you're Kunoichi's /boyfriend/? Aren't you friends with Yukimura? Nice to meet you!
Mitsunari: Nice to meet you. Thanks for keeping Yukimura occupied all the time, guy's annoying.
Kunoichi: Hey, Mitsunari, did you know Kai used to be a man?
Kai: WHAT!?

Mitsunari: You used to be a MAN?
Kai: NO I DID NOT!

Kai: Ooooh, I'm gonna kick her ass so hard she's going to be tasting my foot for days--KUNOICHI!

Kai: Why did you tell your boyfriend I used to be a man!?
Kunoichi: What was I supposed to tell him?

Kai: How about, I have not, nor have I ever, had a ****!?
Kunoichi: You're not making any sense. Why would I tell my boyfriend about your ****?
Kai: I DON'T HAVE ONE!

Mitsunari: Ladies, come on, calm down. Or settle things with a wrestling match. Lingerie or bikinis only. Your choice.
Kai: Oh, shut up!

Kunoichi: All right, fine, I did it for a cheap laugh. Happy now?
Kai: No!

Mitsunari: Is she going to be all right?
Kunoichi: What, her? We fight all the time, she'll live~
Mitsunari: Right. Now, as for that lingerie vs. bikini thing...