That being said, Kunoichi's best friend Kai (it's okay if you don't remember her, she doesn't mind when you forget about her) is getting married to her boyfriend Yukimura (they got engaged two or three posts ago, I believe), and of course our favorite ninja gal is the maid of honor (otherwise I would not be publicizing the wedding of two very dull people).
That being said, let's go!
I finally got Kunoichi to use her damn scooter! Stop losing everything in your inventory!
I called it Kunoichi A Go-Go, she has enough love for it to be friends with her scooter now. Still makes me laugh. XD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (one of EA's 'pretty ladies' I'm guessing)
I didn't do much to her, I just made her look like she wasn't an extra from the movie The Fly (anyone seen that movie?)
Anyway back to your scheduled amount of Jen-lol (TM)
Kunoichi is doing her thang when...
Kunoichi: Yukimura what the hell!? I'm on duty!
Kunoichi: You're getting married? Why golly gee I cannot for the life of me understand why I have not yet been informed of your upcoming nupitals--Oh wait. I have. By Kai. 80 BILLION TIMES.
Yukimura: SKflskfjlskjfskljL!
Kunoichi: You guys are getting married TOMORROW? Tomorrow's laundry day!
Kunoichi: I wonder how mad Kai would be if I rigged her wedding dress with those explosive ink packs they use at banks.
~The next day...~
Kai: What do you mean the mixologist can't make it!? Am I going to be expected to mix my own drinks on my wedding day? Do I have to handle this myself!?
Kai: I don't want the ice sculpture carved in my likeness! I just ordered the generic angel ice sculpture! I can't have Yukimura leaving me for my ice doppleganger!
Kunoichi: To remain hidden, one must be seen and not heard. Or heard and not seen. Or--
Kai: KUNOICHI I CAN SEE YOU
Kunoichi: Crap.
Kai: So what do you think? Don't I just look amazing?
Kai: Just think, by the end of the day I'll have a RING on this finger! I'm gonna get maaaaaaaarried~
Kunoichi: That's your RIGHT hand, smart one!
Kai: Keep it up with the smart remarks and I won't let you be a bridesmaid!
Kunoichi: Be still, my heart.
Kai: Shut up. Your dress just got here by the way~
Kunoichi: Is it in the fridge? Don't eat it!
Kunoichi: Okay Kai I tried the damn thing on where's a mirror in this--
Kunoichi: WHAT THE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
Kunoichi: THIS IS A NIGHTMARE THIS IS A NIGHTMARE THIS IS A NIGHTMARE
Kai: What's wrong with you? Don't you like it?
Kunoichi: LIKE IT!? I've liked hemmerhoids more than I like this monstrosity!
Kai: You're overreacting! It looks fine!
Kunoichi: Your face isn't going to be looking so fine when I'm through with you!
Kai: Okay that damn well does it. I'm the one getting married here! You promised you'd be there for me!
Kunoichi: That was before I knew what I was getting into! This wasn't in the contract!
Kai: You didn't sign a contract!
Kai: Well a real good friend you're turning out to be! I can't believe you'd do this to me four hours before my wedding!
Kunoichi: Blah blah blah your wedding! Nobody cares!
Kai: Oh I get it. You're just jealous that I had the confidence to propose to Yukimura but you haven't even gotten to second with Mitsunari yet!
Kunoichi: That's none of your business!
Kai: It becomes my business by default when it starts mucking up my wedding!
Kunoichi: Well maybe if you're lucky someone'll play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin AT YOUR WEDDING!
Kunoichi: Until then I'm outta here!
Kunoichi: Yukimura what are you doing in my living room?
Yukimura: I've been living here for the past two weeks.
Kunoichi: Oh. I suggest having a more outgoing personality.
Yukimura: Spare me. What were you and Kai yelling about?
Kunoichi: She expects me to wear this thing! She's doing it to make me look bad!
Yukimura: Come on, you look fine! Besides, Kai having fun at your expense? Doesn't that sound like something a best friend does?
Kunoichi: Yukimura, you understand girls so well I'm surprised you aren't one. Later!
Kai: Maybe if I put more makeup on PEOPLE WON'T TELL HOW MISERABLE I AM ;__;
Kunoichi: Hey. Kai. If you looked any more down they would call it a syndrome. Are you okay? You look puffy.
Kai: Of course I'm not okay! I'm getting married and my best friend forgot that when we were kids we agreed to put each other in stupid bridesmaid dresses! And we're at each other's throats which, although normal for us, is not something I want to be doing when I'm about to get married! This is our last day living together!
Kunoichi: You got a real knack for being depressing as all hell. I'm sorry I was being such an ass, I'll wear the damn dress but you can rest assured when the time comes, you'll RUE THE DAY YOU PUT ME IN THIS THING. Okay?
Kai: Okay. And good luck finding a dress that makes ~me~ look bad.
Kunoichi: Don't tempt me.
Kunoichi: So are we cool? Friends again?
Kai: Unfortunately.
Kai: This is something I'm going to hate myself for saying, but you're the best friend I could ever ask for, Kuno.
Kunoichi: That's really sad...
Kai: Don't ruin the moment!
~Later...~
Kai: YUKIMURA WHAT THE HELL!? Don't you have somewhere you have to be!?
Yukimura: But I'm so engrossed in this BOOK--I mean, um, yes dear!
Kai: AAAAAAAH I CAN'T BE LATE TO MY OWN WEDDING! D:
~Later...~
Kunoichi: YEEEEEEES I got here before Kai did! No stupid dress for me!
Kai: Hi so did you know I'm getting ~MARRIED~ today?
Cao Pi: Yes, that would explain why I am here... AT YOUR WEDDING...
Kai: Right.
Who invited Ma Chao? (And why isn't he in his Speedo?)
Kunoichi: Mitsunari! There you--WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
Mitsunari: It was Yukimura's idea. I think he wanted us to match.
Kunoichi: So that's why Kai forced me into this thing!
Mitsunari: No, I think it's just because WE LOOK RIDICULOUS.
Kunoichi: Yeah no doubt.
Kai: Yukimura way to take forever!
Yukimura: I'm sorry, honey. I had to wait for my hair to grow back.
WEDDING TIME!
Kunoichi: Aww. They're disgusting yet I'm overcome with the urge to smile.
Cao Pi the human confetti cannon
~Later that night...~
Kai: AAAAAAH WE'RE MARRIED THIS IS WHERE IT ALL STARTED~
Kai: I shoved Kunoichi's security system down the toilet, it's just us tonight~ what are we waiting for!?
And there we go with them. PLOT DEVICE COMPLETED!
Mitsunari: So where are you staying now? Yukimura's living in your old apartment now, right?
Kunoichi: I was actually looking at real estate under the Bridgeport bridge earlier. There's some non-graffiti'd sections of land that look pretty good.
Mitsunari: What would you say if I told you I was prepared for this?
Kunoichi: I would be overcome with the urge to rip your clothes off and dunk you in gravy and--
Mitsunari: SAVE IT FOR THE APARTMENT PLEASE
And so Mitsunari and Kunoichi break in the new apartment...
And they take out the trash. LITERALLY!
1 comment:
I still think she looks adorable in that dress.
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